I checked in to this Knight’s Inn because I didn’t have the $16 in cash to set up my tent in the state park down the road. It’s ok, because this dump was only $40!
I checked in around 8 o’clock, so I’ve had enough time to get bored. I decided to catalog the horribly disfiguring insect bites that I’ve acquired on the trip so far.
Ghastly, let me tell you. Speaking of ghastly, don’t ever buy this shit…
Imagine, if you will, you’re at a party. You ask for a rum and Coke. The host of said party pours a Pepsi into a plastic cup and grabs a warm Colt 45 from the hands of one of his less reputable guests, and proceeds to add that to the cup. He spits in it and then mashes a fistful of arugala into the drink. He hands it back to you. This might come close to how fucking unbelievably nasty Jeremiah Weed Spiked Cola tastes. Don’t do it kids.